Well it's just another morning at the shady rest Home for the injured & the convalesced Let's take a little stroll down the Wild West wing & see what's a happening Now Harry's in the 1at room heading down the hall but he ain't a poppin pills or swigging Geritol Ask him what his secret is at 93 He'll say a double dose of Basie & a Ella FitzG You gotta keep on Keep on Rockin Keep in Rockin til you're dead & gone Clock on the wall is a tick tockin but th Boogie Sophie WoOur is your antidote You gotta keep on tockin or you'll turn to stone Now Darla is a diva in a 102 Singing showstoppers dancing with a tude Her boyfriend Floyd is quite the catch Cs he can play his dentures like castanets Now Wandas on a walker & she's on the move A pink house coat & blue suede shoes Rose is her rookie & she's frail & grey But she can skiddly open dweedle Dee n deedle all day Now every now & then when the moon is full a walking canes stuck in the door handle The doctors & the nurses look the other way as the whole place starts to shake They take a microphone where they play bingo Shove it in the apeaker of the stereo The saxophone shrieks & the bass drum pounds but they never ever ever ever ever turn it down X 2