Well bless my soul what's wrong with you all crowded round the bar The girls are on the dance floor while you brag about your cars You don't have to move like Elvis to get out on the floor Cause men Don't Dance Anymore Well you shake my nerves and rattle my brain but you just don't docey doe You're all standing still while the play every song Iknow Don't you know what those RM Williams boots are really for Men Don't Dance Anymore Let me show you something that will drive the girls insane Every woman in this place will want to know your name Clap your hands, shake your hips, turn around like this But Men Don't Dance Anymore Bop Bop A Lula a wap bam boo I think you're almost there The girls are going crazy but you ain't no Fred Astaire And now the boys are in a conga line and heading for the door Men Don't Dance Anymore Couples on the dance floor that's how it's supposed to be If you don't know what to do.boys just follow me Step right, step left, pelvic thrust, shake your head But Men Don't Dance Anymore Oh No Men Don't Dance Anymore