I'll be your pay pig, bank account Double-glazed in the summer house A wristwatch kickback Luxury furnishing Did we all take it a bit too far? You said you liked me in cricket whites But what would your dad think? Tell me Would you'd find me attractive if I had smaller muscles? It's just a questionnaire I'm not a guesthouse There is trade involved There is trade involved There is trade involved I'm paying you to fuck me I've been playing ball Since the first serve Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis I'm not some piggy bank, you can't just piggyback off me There is trade involved, I was paying you to love me Yeah, I was paying you, and I'm in great shape And the grass is always greener in the country house I've got a celebratory blue wig with stripes down the side You're a night in the Holiday Inn I'm a breakfast bar with an unusual toasting conveyor belt This is not your name You don't own it, and we can't share it anymore I've grown up so much since Tuesday And I can count the hairs on my chest now All the best to the sleigh bell operator But you throw on your own This is a solo project, and the hits will be stronger for it I've been playing ball for over a year Been playing ball for over a year Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis Just playing tennis I'm not some piggy bank, you can't just piggyback off me There is trade involved, I was paying you to love me Yeah, I was paying you, and I'm in great shape And the grass is always greener in the country house I've got a celebratory blue wig with stripes down the side You're a night in the Holiday Inn I'm a breakfast bar with an unusual toasting conveyor belt This is not your name You don't own it, and we can't share it anymore I've grown up so much since Tuesday And I can count the hairs on my chest now All the best to the sleigh bell operator But you throw on your own This is a solo project, and the hits will be stronger for it