I got a drum, I got a horn They gave me a bicycle just for being born But I'm only gettin' half of what I oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas I got a train, it really runs They gave me a space suit, it should be lots of fun But I'm only gettin' half of what I oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas Well Gee, it's tough to be a kid like me But I guess there is nothing I can do 'Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree Has to count for my birthday, too I get so mad at mum and dad Of all the days that they picked to have me had And they only give me half of what they oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas ♪ Gee, it's tough to be a kid like me But I guess there is nothing I can do 'Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree Has to count for my birthday, too I get so mad with mum and dad Of all the days that they picked to have me had And they only give me half of what they oughta 'Cause my birthday comes at Christmas ♪ Why does my birthday have to come on Christmas?