We eat smarties you eat m&m's You think all our money looks pretend Ya, we got bryan adams but, hey you got bruce springsteen We can drink in bars when we're just nineteen You got brad pitt we got keanu reeves We got the best lake fishing you best believe You make fun of us cause we spell colour with a "u" You think you're all that mister red white and blue We say zed you say zee Sure we watch all your tv You got stronger army down there but men up here We got stronger beer Sure we watch all your tv You got stronger army down there but men up here We got stronger beer You got dunkin' donuts we got timmy's We got more land to grow you got more cities You sure love the nfl mlb and nba but in the great white north hockey is the only game We say eh you say y'all Ya we both get pro football, but we got bigger balls and longer fields (and one less down) We say zed you say zee Sure we watch all your tv You got stronger army down there but men up here We got stronger beer So heres to you my southern neighbor All kiddin' aside It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. sucker! We say eh you say y'all Ya we both get pro football, but we got bigger balls and longer fields (and one less down) Sure we watch all your tv You got stronger army down there but men up here We got stronger beer Yeah we got got stronger beer!