We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's
And you think all our money looks pretend
Yeah, we got Bryan Adams
But, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen
But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen
You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves
But we got the best lake fishing, you best believe (hell, yeah)
Yeah, you make fun of us 'cause we spell colour with a "u"
You think you're all that, Mister Red, White, and Blue
We say "eh", you say "y'all"
Yeah, we both got pro football
I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down)
We say "zed", you say "zee"
Sure, we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
You got Dunkin' Donuts, we got Timmy's
We got more land, but bro, you got more cities (big ones)
You sure love the NFL, MLB, and the NBA
But to the Great White North, hockey is the only game
Hey!
We say "eh", you say "y'all"
Yeah, we both got pro football
I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down)
We say "zed", you say "zee"
Sure, we watch all your TV
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
So here's to you my Southern neighbor
All kiddin' aside
It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk
But for you it takes nine
Sucker!
We say "eh", you say "y'all"
Yeah, we both got pro football
I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down)
We say "zed", you say "zee"
Sure, we watch all your TV
You got a stronger army down there, but man, up here
We got stronger beer
Yeah, we got stronger beer!
Whoa, we got stronger beer
Yeah, we do baby
(Hey, y'all, do y'all really have stronger beer?)