Crying in the backseat of your parent's car You said that you don't have a curfew anymore 23 and trying to keep your life from going sour And your mother's getting married in fall And you know that she is happy, that things will be okay But you wonder what'll happen Christmas Day And I don't know what to tell you to make you not feel sad So I offer my condolences to dad ♪ Am I just a hypocrite, or is there something wrong with it? I want my therapist to think I'm cool I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home Okay, I'm just a liar, I never went But if you see me out Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town You wanna drink a drink that's watered down It'll just take you longer ♪ Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago? I guess it could be good for just a laugh Is it just a privileged thought, I asked you once, but I forgot I'm not the only one who's split in half But if you see me out Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town You wanna drink a drink that's watered down It'll just take you longer ♪ Coolest fucking bitch in town Coolest fucking bitch in town Coolest fucking bitch in town Coolest fucking bitch in town Coolest fucking bitch in town