I'm not your mother I'm stickin' around I'm not your father Tryin' to screw the whole town I'm not your brother I don't need a dime I'm not your sister Tryin' to waste your time I'm not the taxman Knockin' at your door Not the damned dog pissin' On the kitchen floor It's about time you knew I'm just what I told ya One heart and two arms, just Waitin' to hold ya I'm your lover No ifs ands or maybes I'm gonna tell ya 'til it drives you crazy I'm not the punch clock Working you nine to five Or the hanging plant That you can't seem to keep alive Or worse some church That's tryin' to change ya Oh I'd rather die Than rearrange ya You see me lookin' at you With my heart aglow Oh I thought you knew It's about time you know I'm your lover No ifs ands or maybes I'm gonna tell ya 'til it drives you crazy