Sentimental mornings as you Crawl outside your cave All the world around you's looking pale And I hope you don't hold virtue That the world is out to get you If your street's just getting paved And your attitude will constitute The pants over your legs And all the laws are drawn up just to fix you So I don't quite mind If it is sappy To ask how you are doing If you don't mind not lying Naked and a nuisance You still lie inside your bed Wondering what the world outside is wondering about And I hope you don't hold virtue That the world is out to get you That the world is out to get you That the world is out to get you That the world is out to get you That the world is out to get you While the men in hats get paid The world isn't out to get you The world isn't out to get you The world isn't out to get you While the men in hats get paid In orange hats get paid