The world's gotta whole lotta talk going round
Rumors like to run but they never skip town
Who slept with who, who's had one too many
Who's getting too much, who ain't getting any
Careful gettin' stoned when you got a glass home
If we keep keep keepin', All these deep deep secrets
From the church to the bar stool pub
White collar to the flannel, We're wearing out the handle
Of the broom that's trying to clean it up
Oh it ain't no riddle, There's a hump in the middle
We're head to toe covered in dust
But if we keep sweep sweepin'
All these deep deep secrets
We'll be needin' us a bigger rug
Spoon fed media feeding us lies
Conspiracy theories are dropping like flies
The closet door's open, we've all got something to hide
Careful getting stoned when you've got a glass home
If we keep keep keepin', All these deep deep secrets
From the church to the bar stool pub
White collar to the flannel, We're wearing out the handle
Of the broom that's trying to clean it up
Oh it ain't no riddle, There's a hump in the middle
We're head to toe covered in dust
But if we keep sweep sweepin'
All these deep deep secrets
We'll be needin' us a bigger rug
If we keep keep keepin', All these deep deep secrets
From the church to the bar stool pub
White collar to the flannel, We're wearing out the handle
Of the broom that's trying to clean it up
Ya know it ain't no riddle, There's a hump in the middle
We're head to toe covered in dust
But if we keep sweep sweepin'
All these deep deep secrets
We'll be needin' us a bigger rug
Yeah if we keep sweep sweepin'
All these deep deep secrets
We'll be needin' us a bigger rug