I had sex on Christmas I had sex three times today Three different women taught be how to be bored In their own separate, sweet, little ways I feel like hell on Christmas And I feel like hell today I feel like hell, when I wake up I can tell That I'm never gonna make you stay Okay, here it goes I didn't get no presents on Christmas And I sure didn't get none today Learned my lesson Life is one long session of Disappointment, heartache, pain Disappointment Heartache Pain ...and despair