I wish that I could be as basic as you Happy snapping filtered photos of food Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse 'Cause you're way more funny on a xanny or two I'm never gonna be like you I'm never gonna be like you How do you feel under all that concealer? Are you breathing? I can be your friend If we just play pretend Fatal 'cause we're femme Turning boys into men We're getting high On sororicide Yeah, I can be your friend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend Branded with your feminist tattoo But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop Heather, tell me what is your father wound? I hate that I just wanna look like you I'm never gonna be like you I'm never gonna be like you How do you feel under all that concealer? Are you breathing? I can be your friend If we just play pretend Fatal 'cause we're femme Turning boys into men We're getting high On sororicide Yeah, I can be your friend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend If we just play pretend