They say it's sunny over the mountains There's a breeze blowing in from the shore And everybody's happy, live is strawberry picking It's all holidays and candy stores They say there's a town down in the canyon There's never any pain or war And not a single frown for miles surrounding They got everything you've ever wished for And they say if you survive the trip You will be happier than ever before Drop in my jar a courteous tip And I'll tell you more They say it's peaceful in through the valley They got the quiet everybody enjoys There's not a lot of people, so you can sleep soundly Far away from all this bloody noise They say it's heaven, a living fairytale And the risk is well worth the reward This ain't no legend, no old folktale Oh it's real And it's beautiful And it could be yours And they say if you survive the trip You will be happy for the rest of your days Drop in my jar a courteous tip And I'll show you the way But just to make sure you survive the trip I got a little something you're gonna need You won't get far without this here map You can have it, for a fee Go on and buy it from me