I met God We were on a parking lot, he was on his smoke break I could tell he wasn't doing so great He told me there's no such things as soulmates And he goes through a pack of Camels in a day I could almost taste the decay But I listened to every word he had to say I met God He wasn't very charming And a bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army But he says it brought him close to a God of his very own I met God And honestly, I thought he'd gone psychotic When I got him onto talking about all the TV that he watched When he was growing up He said that movies are real And we're all in one I met God He wasn't very charming And a bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army He says it brought him close to a God of his very own And when he met her, she told him everything Like why we get bored and start the wars While the birds get to sing He says, "The answer's exactly what you'd think" I met God I met God A bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army I figured he would calm me down, but ut he was rather alarming Blamed it all on his bitch of an ex But I don't know what I was supposed to expect