(Feat Alison Osenga) You and I are falling in love It's the same old story As everyone else Oh Canada Is showing me how it's done My trains need to run on time The Queen should be on my dime I should speak French, the language of love And still use English to get things done I need to be more like Canada We should play hockey, eh? Care about Dave Coulier Be my Alanis, say it's ironic When things go bad I think i'm chronically Addicted to my Canada You could be my Geddy Lee I'm not a hoser, will you dance with me? I'll be your mountie, you'll be my tuque We can eat timbits until we both... Yaks are everywhere in Canada Your eyes are the truest blue Entrancing like some strange brew Like the clear waters in the arms of The snowy capped mountains of British Columbia Darling it's you You could be my Malibu Let's get poutine for two I'm in love with you, my Canada