Who would care
If I jumped in my underwear
The dinner party's nice
I shared my card and shook your hand twice
I even the dog thinks I'm nice
Who would sigh
If I tied back my hair and tried out that dive
Dancing is just fine
But my heels, Camille and the sex appeal
Woo, let's be real
Wouldn't it be cute
For all to be mute
Just you and me and kisses
Under the meniscus
Wouldn't it be cute
It's not forbidden fruit
Who needs a bathing suit
Maybe Michael will join
He'll force Juliet to stop being so coy
Then Theresa will see
And while she looks right at me
She'll take Nick by the hand
They don't know how deep it is or where they'll land
So, who would care
If I jumped in in my underwear
The dinner party's nice
But that's my advice
Don't think twice