Now, let me tell you a story about our country.
Welcome to the land of the cold and the dark,
How it's been since the start of time.
For a hundred years, we've been lyin', slidin'
Under the Northern Lights.
Every road's a rally road,
Battle down and let it go,
No one drives like we do.
When the evening comes,
It's bottoms up all the way up to the top,
The king of the night is you.
When you come, come, come
To the cold, cold North,
You'll see ten naked men in a row, row, row
'Cause the darkest night is the brightest light,
It's Finland 100.
(Now check this out, yeah)
Take your time, come down the line,
Where being quiet ain't a crime.
Outside, its minus 35,
Just grab a coat and you'll be fine.
Drill a hole into the ice,
Jump on in once or twice.
You and fifteen other guys
Are now in Finnish paradise.
Hockey is our kinda fun,
Our Lions are our number one,
Our players are our biggest gun
'Cause we will beat you six to one.
In the morning, you'll wake up,
Drink your 13 coffee cups
And when you think you've had enough,
We'll fill it right back to the top.
A thousand lakes, a million trees,
A hundred years of being free,
With sizzle and with modesty,
We as a nation are supreme.
So come up here, you'll learn to see
How being with us makes you be
Finnish just like me.
When you come, come, come
To the cold, cold North,
You'll see ten naked men in a row, row, row
'Cause the darkest night is the brightest light,
It's Finland 100.
(Now check this out, yeah)