There's no job to pay the rent And there's no love to make it better. There's no plans. Whatcha doin' later? Take my hand, alligator. Life is funny. Life's a laugh. Life is lonely, Yeah it's a drag. And what's your name? It's not fair that you're taken, And it's unfair that you're spoken for. And I don't care, You're not a traitor. I'll take the stairs, And not the elevator. And one day, I'll see you at the top. Our love will never stop. And I've been under way too long.