A very sorry saint I am, I am A very sorry saint I am I don't even do the best I can A very sorry saint I am, I am I am I try to be grateful For each day I'm alive But all I can manage Is a grudging high five But someone up there must like me I continue to thrive I know it looks like I'm praying Owning up to my sins I'm just starting to wonder When the orgy begins All the souls that need saving The identical twins A very sorry saint I am, I am A very sorry saint I am I don't even do the best I can A very sorry saint I am, I am I am Well, there are two Mary's One is a tart The other's a virgin I can't tell them apart There's a book called the Bible I should know it by heart A very sorry saint I am, I am A very sorry saint I am I'm no good at please and thank you, ma'am A very sorry saint I am, I am I am He's a jealous king wants unconditional love When you come empty-handed, it's him you're unworthy of Yeah, I look holy But it's all sleight of hand Cos I doubt and I worry And he laughs at my plans But my halo's so charming And my churches look grand A very sorry saint I am, I am A very sorry saint I am This isn't even blood, it's strawberry jam A very sorry saint I am, I am I am, I am, I am