I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, but don't ya know I'm still . . . willin' Drivin' on the road late at night I see my pretty Alice in every head light Alice . . . Dallas Alice And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonapah I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin' . . . to be movin' Well I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet I had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet And I'm still . . . willin' And I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico Get baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonapah I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin' . . . to be movin'