Rock Ring Park
EOM
A favorite gift for children all over the world is the drum
DOPE!
Call me Homer, cause I'm gonna write an odyssey
Lots of people tend to see me as a oddity
When they see me wanna tell me what i oughta be
Pissing on the cynics and i hit em with my bodily
Functions, and lock them in the dungeon
Leaving their fears to rot with their assumptions
Got gumption
Won't get lumped in
SEE!
Cinderella turned a fella to a pumpkin
Pump this in ya way till its obnoxious
I'm pennsylvania ave outside of congress
Stomping on the lawn and honking till the pompess
Senators yelling ta scram with an accomplice
Honest abe we rage till were unconscious
EOM's dope but imma go the longest
In a moment they'll be staring thats a promise
Got the flow to turn a square into a rhombus
Calling robin then we jump into the bat car
Call my mom and tell her im a fucking rap star
Light a blunt and then i pass it off to reptar
Rep hard
Shoot another missile at the death star
Doubt his child because they're extra mad
Got barney doing dabs down in dexters lab
And its still a spare tire when i flex my abs
But i don't give a fuck cause the sex is rad
Im chester cheetah
In some fresh Adidas
In a dress shirt looking like an expert
People don't adjust your monitor
Whats up officer
Sorry if i babble like a drunk philosopher
E to the O-M
Me with the poem
He got the low end
So we got it going
The slickest showmen
How were picking off opponents
And were sick and so were foaming at the mouth
GO!
Flow so cold its rocking a damn hoodie
Soul old school, its shopping at sam goody
Beat so hard its popping a damn woodie
While yall expressed out like
"Would he? could he? should he?"
AH!
Just do it
If i dream it i can do it
Like fiend when i get to it
And my team and i pursue it
Like my semen i can fluidly flow and produce mad babies
Go in the booth like i had rabies
Mouth foaming
Names Herbal T, if ya don't know him
He could break the ice like damian from the omen
EOM!
A role model and a fine fella
Base drum breaking every bottle in your wine cellar
He run the whole game making mad beats
I got lines like i'm doing cocaine off of plaid sheets
Ace like melamine with a stellar plan
To stretch the rhombus into a damn parallelogram
Then again i've never been a beginner
Your girl finicky with a legitimate winner
Took her to a intimate cha went to the cinema
With her then imma hit it again and again
Get up in her like an enima
OH SHIT
Herbal T don't play
Rap circles from the workers down at chipotle
Rolled past it but fuck it imma be okay
Too many crabs in the bucket imma need obey
AH
Like Eddie Murphy we embody the raw sit
Sideways like Paul Giamatti a wall
Extra bent never sound like excrement
Cause me and Wax still Bill and Ted excellent
Your flow hum drum
Where did you come from
You numb thumb
Video game playing dumb dumb
When EOM drum come
Brumpumpumpum
These rappers on my plate i'm eating every single crumb