I'll be your chauffeur Drive you to a distant shore Fill the tank with gas and dreams The twinkle of the stars shall be our semaphore And guide us to that place A better place Then we shall stay in our Eden restored I'll be your chauffeur The go-fer who will fetch and carry you home So curl up on this mobile sofa I'll turn the key and let these four wheels roam We'll take it at a steady pace Or find a shooting star to chase In a carriage made of leather, wood, and chrome I'll check the water I'll take the wheel I'll jump a red light if that's how you feel I'll be your chauffeur No diversion shall deter I'll wear the uniform The engine shall purr as if metal were fur I'll be your chauffeur No destination is too far We'll turn the mileage over The payment we shall disregard And we will leave this place For another place A ticker tape welcome awaits us in the stars I'll check the water I'll take the wheel I'll jump a red light if that's how you feel I'll be your chauffeur, yeah I'll be your chauffeur, yeah I'll be your chauffeur, yeah I'll be your chauffeur, yeah