Did you ever get an invitation? A little window to another life? Got so many tales A lot of ales and rotten rails Terrible discussions with the wife Clawing at the arse-end of the evening Watch me as I play their rotten game I get my cods out by the dustbin of the gods Stand there till the sun comes out again I got a sea theory, gonna bore my friends Sea theory, still pushing it Sea theory, gonna act it out Sea theory, haven't tested it Spend a long time frowning at the sandwich Wearily I bring it into play Mona's bright, makes that shit looks so every night Everything's enormous once again Washed up with the seaweed and syringes Tide comes in and then goes out again It's so very foul and unbelievable banal Underneath the boardwalk in the rain I got a sea theory, gonna blow your mind Sea theory, can't defend it Sea theory, it's a piece of work Sea theory, gonna make your teeth ache Sea theory in the disco One of many theories of the sea Everybody's songs are never ending till they're gone Carve a little pleasure out of me Gonna get my dinner from the chip shop Now I have to eat it on the hoof Everybody sighs and everybody multiplies No one cares too much about the truth Got a sea theory, it's a pack of lies