Ask and you shall receive
They use their Bibles for greed
They fuck whores and do lots of speed
Hey, they gotta stay up, they're on late night TV
Ask and you shall receive
The sermon today deals with hypocrisy
"You must resist temptation - you must remain clean"
God only knows their venereal disease
So repent, repent, while your money's spent
On their rich and sinful lifestyles
Repent, repent, while your money's spent
The money's not going to that helpless little child
Ask and you shall receive
With a mistress and a wife to deceive
How do they find the time to plague our TV's
The so-called evangelist and his money-making scheme
Get the fuck off my screen
So repent, repent, while your money's spent
On their rich and sinful lifestyles
Repent, repent, while your money's spent
The money's not going to that helpless little child
Repent, repent, while your money's spent
They seem so valiant, yet they're so vile
Repent, repent, while your money's spent
So pick up that phone and dial, dial, dial
Repent, repent...