Takes his hat off every night Runs around the room Decapitated hot dog man He'll be coming soon Wheeling down the midway And through the black lagoon Decapitated hot dog man all decked out in the room Punch line Delivered on time Punch line Delivered on time Takes the shape of things to come Get down on your knees Never fear the headless man You know he aims to please Entertaining night and day Carnival royale Partner of the classic clown, juggling to hell Punch line Delivered on time Punch line Delivered on time Punch line Delivered on time Punch line Delivered on time