Orgy, porgy, pussy, and thigh Ain't nothing better make a monkey man cry Hack it, sack it, brown paper bag Slap damn trigger from the lepperin' drag Pit stop chigger on a nicotine broom Chicken fried freak got to bendin' that spoon Chop down lemon, she's a sight for sore eyes Rusted skirt, ain't no peekin' inside Scratch back bastard, he's a hell of a goon Won't never be happy 'til he's wearin' tight shoes Jack black happy, gotta handle that sign Sucker in the cellar drinking gasoline wine