I thought about sitting on the floor in second grade I couldn't keep the pace I thought i was the only one moving in slow motion While the other kids knew something i did not But if i acted like a clown I thought it'd get me through, it did But that don't work no more You're not a kid no more I thought i'd do some travelling Never did Regrets, regrets I thought about the hours wasted Watching t.v., drinking beer I thought about the things i thought about Until immobilized with fear And all the great ideas i had And how we just made fun Of those who had the guts to try and fail And then i ended up in jail Regrets, regrets ...but just for a day Seems the police had make a computer mistake Said there must be thousands like me with the Same name Anyway, i thought about the things i settled for Or never tried I never visited my grandma even once When she was sick before she died So i don't blame you if you never come to see me Here again Regrets, regrets