(Royston Langdon) *While traveling in New Zealand one summer, Roy was caught in an earthquake and wrote a song about it. This song is one out of several that Roy wrote during his trip. The last two lines are a joke between the band members and stand for an English delicacy.* It's funny how we think that things are one way But they will always be that way somehow Back when I was a boy I knew that someday I'll learn my lesson and we'll have learned it now (Chorus) Whoa people are crazy And I know why Keeping it on if we'll only try Don't wait for heaven's sake For the Earthquake It's funny how we leave the blues behind you You can take them with you when you go Laughing like a child without a reason And I shout for the greatest show on Earth (Chorus) x 3 The Earthquake, quake, quake Beans on toast! Beans on toast!