A feather in your cap, an indent on your pillow Something you can brag about to all your friends, yeah A feather in your cap, a notch upon your bedpost, yeah How did I compare? Marks out of ten? A feather in your cap, a shining badge of honour A tasty little snack to have between your meals, yeah A name that you can add to your list of lovers I only wish you had informed me of the deal And though it hurts like hell it's not the end of the world I won't come beating down your door I should have known that you were only after one thing I just expected something more I hope that you'll forgive me if the next time we meet I don't pretend to be okay And if it makes you feel uncomfortable You can always walk away Just walk away Just walk away A feather in your cap, a footnote in your memoir A holiday snap at the bottom of a drawer, yeah That one day you'll look at with just a tinge of sorrow Throw it in the trash and get yourself a beer