What is it and can we make it talk? If it's got legs, we could take it for a walk Maybe we should tie it's hands Before it starts to understand Who we really are Confusing how it romps around Whack its head and try to cool it down Better hold your tongue, I say It's gonna find out any day now Who we really are Here we stand, look down on you We don't understand, we're not trying to The maggot's growing, keep it fed Until the boil comes to a head Maybe we should cut it dead Or send it on a cruise instead Seems to work so far So, what is it and can we make it talk? If it's got legs, we could take it for a walk Separate the brain and head And give it something sane instead Seems to work so far