All aboard said Captain Tom We're sailing west, we heave away You'd better leave your ho's at home When Jolly Roger's laughing Through the rain CAPTAIN TOM. I got the map, I got the plan A wooden leg and a hairy chest I may be blind, I may be deaf But you would know I am the best (Chorus) Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum We're sailing west into the sun Two weeks of hell and hurricanes No gold, no women, no cocaine And Captain Tom has gone insane And Jolly Roger's laughing Through the rain The sharks are ready for the meal Save your ass and stash your cash The balls and nerves are made of steel We suck the bones and rotten flesh (Chorus) Into the sun Into the sun