A man ain't much fun
When the conquest is done
There's no laughter after the ball
After the ball will you still call
Are you comin' back for more
After the sweet surrender
Who wins the war?
Make it bright and sunny
I tell you it ain't funny, honey
After the ball will I have to crawl
On my hands and knees to you
After you take advantages what'll I do
Am I too permissive?
I won't give a submissive kiss if
You tell everybody that you made it
Your life is an egg too bad they laid it
Your turkey you rat
True love's where it's at
Oh, we'll talk about that
Honey after the ball
Ain't it awful kind of honey, man
You have to stick around a while
Ain't it awful kind of honey, man
You'd like to walk me down the aisle
After the ball will I get it all
Or am I just a one night stand
Look at my lonely finger
No wedding band
Is this infatuation?
You've got a lousy reputation
You beg every girl to take it all off
Someday a part of you is gonna fall off
Your turkey you rat
True love's where it's at
Oh, we'll talk about that
Honey after the ball
You tell everybody that you made it
When I mention love you really hate it
Your mouth has been talkin' in your slumber
Your ego gives every girl a number
You beg every girl to take it all off
Someday a part of you is gonna fall off
You're gonna be sorry you'd better run
You're gonna be sorry baby you'd better
Run, run, run
You're gonna be cryin'
You'd better stop lyin'
Oh, yeah oh, yeah.