U don't have 2 send me flowers like U used 2 do U don't have 2 buy me candy, I'll still be your fool All I ask is 4 a little decency and class Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar U don't have 2 take me dancing, our backyard will do We don't have 2 eat 2 fancy, hamburgers are cool I don't care if U stay out until the break of dawn Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar Can't U understand I want a true love man? Can't U comprehend I want a lover, not a friend? I don't care 4 sugar-coated flattery, french kiss will suffice Blame our sex on your run-down battery, holding U is nice I know when U're lying baby, there's no need 2 scream There's no need 2 shout Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar If U weren't so tired baby, we'd be on the floor We'd be makin' love right now, ooh Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar