Just like her I wanna be Just like her Just Around the corner and down the street All the neighbors see me fuck it for security I was wrong and now she's plotting her revenge on me 'Cause I sold her to her locker in 2003 I sneak and slid the combo in between my legs So she'd never find out what I did inside her bed I scold my insoles then I cook it 'til it's soft and red 'Cause I sold her to my sister in 2010 Called my doctor so my face he'll mend I wanna bе just like my best friend Lifе is hard with fingers crossed, tightly I ask my daddy for permission, politely Called my doctor to break my bones Bribed him with a plaque and two trombones Around the corner and down the bend He'll make me pretty just like my best friend They call me Jessica They call me thunder They say it's ignorance I claim my handbag Give it all you've got but you want it from me Give it up it's not meant to be I wished upon it from the balcony Shine down, shine down Make it glow in me Called my doctor so my face he'll mend I wanna be just like my best friend Life is hard with fingers crossed, tightly I ask my daddy for permission, politely Called my doctor to break my bones Bribed him with a plaque and two trombones Around the corner and down the bend He'll make me pretty just like my best friend He'll make me pretty just like my best friend He'll make me pretty just like my best friend, yeah He'll make me pretty just like my best friend I wanna be just like her