Thank you Todd Akin, a Republican candidate in Missouri, for teaching us the difference between a legitimate rape and non legitimate rape.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
Thank you Todd Akin, I won't be living in fear anymore, now it all seems clear.
Thank you Todd Akin, You're number one, women who say they were raped were really just having fun.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
Thank you Todd Akin, you just make so much sense a woman would never ever take offense.
Thank you Todd Akin, Don't worry about me I'm a lesbian, all my rapes were legitimate.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
Legitimate rape, the only kind of rape, because I won't get pregnant that way.
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