There's nothing to do here Some just whine and complain In bed at the hospital Coming and going Asleep and awake In bed at the hospital Tell me the story Of how you ended up here I've heard it all in the hospital Nurses are fussing Doctors on tour Somewhere in India I got one friend Laying across from me I did not choose him He did not choose me We got no chance of recovery Joy and hospital, joy and misery Joy and misery, joy and misery Put out the fire, boys Don't stop, don't stop Put out the fire on us Put out the fire, boys Don't stop, don't stop Put out the fire on us Bring the buckets by the dozens Bring your nieces and your cousins Come, put out the fire on us Vietnam fish and chips Italian opera Vietnam fish and chips Italian opera I got one friend Laying across from me I did not choose him He did not choose me We got no chance of recovery Joy and hospital, joy and misery The joy and misery, the joy and misery The joy, the joy, the joy, misery Put out the fire, boys Don't stop, don't stop Put out the fire on us Put out the fire, boys Don't stop, don't stop Put out the fire on us Bringing buckets by the dozens Bringing nieces and your cousins Come, put out the fire on us