Every night I'm lying here, the world crashing through my ears I always hear the same damn thing "You can't you're life on a hanging string" He's always saying, "Stop complaining You really can't ever expect too much Boy, you were born with the common touch" And we fall and fall and fall and fall With our heads soaked up in alcohol One hand on a cigarette I swear I still got some good moves left I've been fifty-eight since I was twenty-three I got sixty-nine problems, but one ain't me And seriously I don't give a fuck If my answer isn't good enough Hey, there, tell me man What's the answer to this riddle then? Is it heroin? Or Jesus Christ? Big-ass books? Or sleepless nights? I had a few of those and everyone knows That the common touch ain't worth the price As we fall and fall and fall and fall With our heads soaked up in alcohol Two hands on our Juliette I swear I still got some good moves left And if you promise that you'll stay with me I swear that I will always see The best of you and me ♪ Hey, now tell me this, how these days and nights can coexist A million pieces in my mind, every damn thing at the exact damn time It always seems like the same damn dream My legs don't work, and I can't sing I swear I don't feel a goddamn thing As we fall and fall and fall and fall With our heads fucked up on alcohol Two hands on my Juliette I swear, baby girl, I'm not done yet And if you promise that you'll stay with me I swear that I will always see The best of you and me ♪ And when I wake up I wonder where everyone's gone And I just can't sleep, so I lay there until the dawn And I wonder if God knows anything Does God know what's going on? 'Cause I can't be alone just yet and You're the only good thing that I got left I know I got these problems still But I swear it's real, and I swear I will Maybe we can't ever expect too much But we can live here with the common touch And we'll all fall and fall and fall and fall Get all fucked up on alcohol We're going to have a good time yet Some got more, but some got less And if you promise that you'll stay with me I swear that I will always be Something you can believe ♪ Ooh, yeah, they say that Jesus saves But I couldn't write that on his grave So I snuck his ashes through the gate And I threw them on the outside lane Where we watched the horses going by Hoping to keep the pick-four alive I was ten years old, he was forty-five Number nine came through, and we high-fived I know it don't amount to much but That's called love with the common touch And I lost my shit when I heard the call Felt buried beneath the weight and all Twenty-five tons fell on my chest Every hour, every breath You tell me every day that you won't leave I'm sorry I put this at your feet But tell me can't you see That we fall and fall and fall and fall We meet each other at the end of it all We wonder where all the good time's gone How we carried something so long We made a little something that felt like home So we could face the night to come With that common touch, that common touch, that common touch To make us feel less alone