It's pulling my hair like a caveman would With dirt in its fingers and a grip that's good Its mother was a sideburn and its father was a rake I'm well aware of my mistake Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Uh-huh, uh-huh It's calling me names and it's hurting me, why But I guess I don't want to be low tonight 'Cause if the good life's just laying in the stars You gotta settle for a beating heart Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Love's such a drag Uh-huh, uh-huh Oh-oh-oh But love's such a drag Oh... But love's such a drag!