If I had a square jaw A chiseled mandible I'd have them ladies locked up with the crazies 'Cause who could handle? If I had a square jaw I'd be an astronaut You'd never seen such stubble working on the Hubble I swear them stars would crawl if I had a square jaw If I had a square jaw the banks would hate me Cuz their whole day would be lining up to pay me I wouldn't share at all If I had a square jaw I'd have a TV show Where people less than me take turns at impressing me I'd judge them one and all if I had a square jaw A square jaw Like a movie scene, driving on by with a beauty queen A square jaw Don't tell me that it's not everything it seems A square jaw Like a young James Dean, cruise control, livin' life easy A square jaw And it's always been Square Jaw v. Round Chin Don't have a chance at all A square jaw Like a movie scene, driving on by with the beauty queen A square jaw Don't tell me that it's not everything it seems A square jaw Like a young James Dean, cruise control, livin' life easy A square jaw And if it's always been Square Jaw v. Round Chin Don't have a chance at all