I found a little plot of land in the Garden of Eden It was dirt and dirt is all the same I tilled it with my two hands and I called it my very own There was no one to dispute my claim Well you'd be shocked at the state of things The whole place had just cleared right out It was hotter than Hell so I lay me by a spring For a spell as naked as a trout Meet me in the Garden of Eden bring a friend We are going to have ourselves a time We are going to have a garden party it's on me No siree it's my dime We broke our hearts in the war between Saint George and the dragon But both in equal parts are welcome to come along I'm inviting everyone Farewell to loves that I have known Even muddy as waters run But I believe in innocence Little darling start again I believe in everyone