Come on, Clap your hands in the air And follow the music man! I am the music man I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? I play piano Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-no pia-no Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-pia-no I am the music man I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? I play the trombone Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Umpa-um-pa-pa Piano! Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-no pia-no Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-pia-no I am the music man I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? I play the bagpipes Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave Trombone! Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Umpa-um-pa-pa Piano! Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-no pia-no Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-pia-no Woah woah woah woah (woooooo) Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeaaaa) Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi!) Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi!) I am the music man I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? Match of the Day! Plays Match of the Day Bagpipes! Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave Trombone! Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Umpa-um-pa-pa Piano! Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-no pia-no Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-pia-no I am the music man I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? Well, I play the Dambusters Plays Dambusters Match of the Day! Plays Match of the Day Bagpipes! Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave Trombone! Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa Umpa-um-pa-pa Piano! Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-no pia-no Pia-pia-pia-no Pia-pia-no Here we go (repeat x23) I am the music man!