Chorus: They both know a man in trouble when they see one They're both willing to listen when he talks Anger and depression Tearful confessions Jesus and bartenders hear it all Verse: They hear things that men don't tell their wives Sinful secrets whiskey brings to light One man offers comfort from the cross The other only comfort on the rocks Chorus Bridge: And if you're at the end of your rope Either one will serve you, don't you know Chorus Repeat: Jesus and bartenders hear it all