I am a playwright And my entire home is my stage Interior design is my passion And I'm busting out of my cage Come on! come on over To the garden of Swedish delights Sleek and modern living At a very affordable price A couch extended to your heart's desire A meeting of the minds in the hall of fire To get your dinner you gotta crawl through the wall The toilet's at the end of a HUNDRED FOOT HALL Haha! Trapped in my furniture hellscape It's all so wrong and I made it just for you! Good luck! Trying to escape from this nightmare I don't know the way out Cuz I am trapped here too Well. Looks it's just you and me Hey. Pass me a meatball