Uh, do you have an appointment?
Make a PowerPoint
That's a perfect case in point
Of something we could do together
If we were bestest friends forever
Before you say your counterpoint
And my thoughts become disjointed
There's a couple more things to consider
Maybe talk about it over d-d-d-d-d-d-dinner
Because I skipped lunch
And then I took quite the punch
So I went to skip town
But I let myself down
Because I missed my train
And there was only me to blame
But now I think I'm glad I stayed
'Cause there's a playdate underway
And oh, I
I think I want to
I really want to
I really think I want to play it cool
I think I might take you to my house
And tell you all my secrets
I'll finally prove that I'm a genius
Did you know that one day my house is gonna finally fall down
And I'll be in it
And no one even saw the cool shit I own
Hey!
Now that we're best friends
Do you wanna cut my hair?
Or we could do what best friends do
And show each other our nightmares
Slow down, they'll hear your heart pound
Don't forget to look for common-
Bounce back
Where were we at?
In the attic
Perfect
We're spring cleaning
Broom tag teaming
Hey, uh, I've been meaning to, uh
Show me what you do
Show me point of view
Point your view at me
When I am S-I-N-G-I-N-G
Just make the music sound good
You're so good, at being good at
Uh oh, you're fucking it up
You're good at taking good things and then just fucking them up
No best friend for no good freak
(No best friend for no good freak)
Play pretend week after week
(Play pretend week after week)
Never learn to tie your shoes
(Never learn to tie your shoes)
You'll always win if you play to lose
(You'll always win if you-)
Don't even try
I think I might take you to my house
And tell you all my secrets
I'll finally prove that I'm a genius
Did you know that one day my house is gonna finally fall down
And I'll be in it
And no one even saw the cool shit I oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I think I might take you to my house
And tell you all my secrets
I'll finally prove that I'm a genius
Did you know that one day my house is gonna finally fall down
And I'll be in it
And no one even saw the cool shit I o-o-o-o-oh
(Stop)
I loved your audition
You have got ambition
You'd make a great addition
But there's heavy competition
There's a bona fide director
A garbage inspector
A dinner plate collector
There's even a slime dissector
There's a talking swamp rat who loves to call and chit chat
But it is pretty clear
That you don't know shit about that
This nightmare contraption
Has no room for distractions
It's one and only action
Should be product extraction
I've seen everything you've shown now
So let's quit wasting time
Feel free to find your own house
But this one here is mine
I'm the sole contributor
I made this house a home
And I don't want any visitors
I'll die in here alone
Make a PowerPoint
That's a perfect case in point
Of something we will never do together
I already did it by myself