(I know, I know)
(We can talk about this)
(Oh my god Ashley, what are you)
(You don't need to do this, think about what you're doing Ashley)
(Very well)
They forgot to feed the cat for 7000 days
So now I'm howling for attention until someone comes my way
I'm starving here I'm asking for help
And no one will give me directions
What do I have to do around here
To get some basic human affection?
(The fuck are you doing?)
(...)
(Are you seriously gonna call the police?)
(Are you seriously gonna call the police...)
(I'm going to call the police on this little criminal)
(Do it!)
(Ashley what's wrong with you?)
(Do it!)
(...)
(Shut up you stupid fu-)
I don't pretend to know
What I'm doing here
I'm just a dumb cat with a laptop
But if you think it was a bad idea to tape a dumbbell to the gas
Go suck a dick and kiss my ass
Take a cough drop
Cause I'm doing fine
I'm doing good
I'm doing better than I should
I'm not giving up
I'm giving in
It's for my own good
Do you mean to tell me we could have been fucking this whole time?
And now you're sick of waiting and you're leaving me behind?
Well fuck you too and fuck your bad vibes
You're not gonna spoil my fun
Cause I've still got my nine lives and you're stuck with only one
Cause I'm just another desperate faggot
And I look kinda cute if you squint your eyes
And I've really got a thing for cute broad-shouldered furry guys
I'm young, I'm dumb, I'm full of cum and I'm reasonably sized
So write or text or send a note and I'll get between your
I'm doing fine
I'm doing good
I'm doing better than I probably should
I'm giving up
I'm giving in
I know it's kinda forward
But eventually it's gonna be for my own good
It's for my own good
It's for my own good
It's for my own good