My knowledge base of courtship comes from Horny Biker Slut So I'm not sure why you're trusting me to help you get your nut I'll give you my lame advice 'cause I guess that's what friends are for I'll lend you my Kama Sutra while I'm still alone lying naked on the floor I was more than happy to help you And I'm glad that it worked out great And I'm thrilled you've got someone to cuddle Don't be surprised if I call in late It's a matter of time before I start to break I can feel it creeping out of my head The longer you two keep me locked in here The more I want to be dead I can't break the window, I can't open the door I can't get outside the trunk But I'll keep my mouth closed and I'll keep my lips shut Cause I have no way to get drunk Fuck you! I'm not your fucking wingman, baby, I'm the one who's taking flight I'm sick of riding shotgun, I should be out there in the spotlight So cut the red tape and cut the shit 'cause I'm done with fucking around Stop sucking each other's faces or I'll burn this cheap-ass hostel to the motherfucking ground