Take off with your thousand dollar cash check
Check in with your homemade bar set
Set down all your bags at the door
So we can make a toast to the thing that you're here for
Sunset painting strips down the skyline
Warm blood turns your cheeks into red wine
Sober enough to get you back out the door
Let's make another toast to the thing that you're here for
We're a byproduct of the internet age
And I can't begin to tell you where we're coming from
Oh, we're self aware, we yearn for simpler days
I don't know where it started but for now I'm glad to be here
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Well based on all our current projections
You're on course to leave unsatisfied
So we here have assembled a task force
To forcibly reroute your flight
Now since we're flying real close to the sun
Your wax and wings may come undone
A necessary risk to reach that obelisk
We know you're fine with this
So please unclench your jaw and put this in your mouth
It's all you need to get that easy clout
Your dopamine receptors have been begging you
For quite some time
Of course this all may be for naught
There's plenty of things we still forgot
We'll work you til you're sore, half naked on the floor
And you'll find the thing that you're here for
We're a byproduct of the internet age
And I can't begin to tell you where we're coming from
Oh, we're self aware, we yearn for simpler days
I don't know where it started but for now I'm glad to be here
My sex toys got checked out by TSA
But I'm probably fine (It doesn't even matter)
My next connecting flight just got delayed
But I really don't mind (Why do I even bother)
I guess my hotel overbooked my stay
But I think I'll be fine (No good can come from anger)
I got blackout drunk before I came
But that's how I get by (I can't stay any longer)
I'm a wreck
No you don't need another song to justify another dance with me
You just need to push through and keep your wits in check
We'll fight the hangover tomorrow but for now we're alright
I will probably regret this but I don't really care
You can pack up all your bags and leave for all I care
'Cause I got a mouth to feed and a couple of options I'd like to try tonight
Though I know I'm not the first to say it man
Ain't this a weird time to be alive