I said oh my gosh I cant believe my luck I said oh my god I cant believe my luck I was a raised a golf club When the lightning struck I said oh my god I cant believe my luck I was a raised a golf club When the lightning struck Even the road runner still shops at the mall Wearing shirts in extra small And pants in extra tall And whats the point of even running at all when his necks so long And his legs so strong Tongue stretching out like a sounding gong You only see What you see fit Your crooked smile So full of it You love the earth A playground set You paper doll I'll soon forget I said oh my gosh I cant believe my luck I was a raised a golf club When the lightning struck I said oh my god I cant believe my luck I was a raised a golf club When the lightning struck