I'm a baby born On the bullet train Speeding off to debt It was pre-arranged Food network on and I'm passed out Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt I'm a baby born On the bullet train Speeding off to debt debt It was pre-arranged Food network on and I'm passed out Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt Going into Best Buy looking for a deal Looking for a way for this broken heart to heal My salesman is Derek he knows just how I feel It's the first conversation that I've had that feels real Might buy a flat screen just to get to know you Pulled up wearing long-johns, winter gloves, and toe shoes Your more than a salesman You got an Etsy store I wanna know you I wanna learn more You sell replicas Of pirate stuff On your Etsy store You're looking buff You look at me You say "enough" I gotta talk to you You gotta know the truth I'm a baby born On the bullet train Speeding off to debt debt It was pre arranged Food network on and I'm passed out Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt Looking at yourself like I might live forever Even if you could would you even spare the effort Ina Garten, Sandra Lee, could they be so clever Going into surgery but my hearts severed Never want to let go of a present day Even if it's worse than every other memory Even if it's worse than what you just told me Even if it's worse than what you just told me