Who's that? Cruising the beach with a real tight ass And a wet t-shirt And a beach body! I got a beach body And my hands are really clammy I got a dolphin fin And a big 'ol whammy I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home 1-2-3-4 I got a big 'ol claw And plenty of talls Plentiful gills You know I'm here for beach thrills I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh Here we go I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home I patrol this beach on my own No land creatures allowed Crustaceans call it a home